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Pick 2. 

- Dennis Robertus
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'Socialism is when man exploits man, Capitalism is the reverse' 

Polish Proverb
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. 

    - Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra
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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

    -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934
    World Series
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