Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

- Edward Abbey

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize
a mistake when you make it again.

- F. P. Jones 

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. 

    - Dave Barry 

Sorry, my mind was wandering.  One time my mind went all the way to Venus on
mail order and I couldn't pay for it.

"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson