"Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"

I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
       high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history...this century's history...
We all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century.

-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
               vice-presidential candidate during a news
               conference in which he  was asked his
               opinion of the Holocaust
 

"Back in my youth, there were people who would take elements of one RPG
 and try to make them work for another, like 'James Bond would be a Paladin
 with charisma of 19'. The two I always wanted to combine were _Call of
 Cthulu_ and _The Rocky and Bullwinkle Party Game_.

 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'
 'Again?'"

-- David Jacoby