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   When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional
   division by zero.
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"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
 collectable bubblegum cards?"
                        -- DAAS Songbook
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I have the oldest typewriter in the world.  It types in pencil.
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
                        -- me, Quanita
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