"The male body is aerodynamic..."
"Yeah, it's got a keel."
"So what does that make a female? A catamaran?"
                        -- Amy, me, Heath Copeland

"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
 If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
 Corollary:
 If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."

-- Unknown

"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
things." 

     Unknown 

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone

Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
   Fac ut vivas