War is just another government program. 

     - Joseph Sobran 

"Always behave like a duck; keep calm and unruffled on the surface But
paddle like the devil underneath."

"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
 elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

"O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle:
 How come we never see baby pigeons?"
"You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow
 wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'."
                        -- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle

"How tall are you?" 
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

    - Mae West