Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.

A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
       world have nothing to do with tires.

First Rule of History:
   History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
   other.
  

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner

What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
        for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
        warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
                                                -- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne