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"When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope
somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo."

                                                       --Author Unknown
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?  I don't get it...
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 

     - W.C. Fields
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"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you
       first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach
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Xerox does it again and again and again and...
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