If life is a test to go to heavean shouldn't preachers
and anyone who listens to them go straight to hell for 
cheating?
                             
                                     --Alex Hull

"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and 
women lay better..."

Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height. 

     - Edward Abbey 

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant

"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White