"I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words `phenomenology' or `structuralism', I reach for my buck knife." --Edward Abbey
* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn fool.
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways out of this airplane..."
Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant." -- The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
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