The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due
to unforeseen circumstances. 

Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
   as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
   quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
   --- Bella Abzug

"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
                        -- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
                           Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.