"Whoa Jesus!" "Yes Dad?" -- me, Daniel
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. - Mae West
"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite me." -- Angela
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants." - Isaac Newton
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