"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
 I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
 Carmina! Burana!
 Catulli! Carmina!
 Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
                        -- Unknown, via Adrian Corston

We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.

"Then again, what should we expect from the makers of 'Stargate'? Finesse
 is not exactly their strong point. Sure, they're pretty good at blowing up
 stuff, but what four-year-old isn't? When it comes time for an important
 plot twist their solution is to look at each other and scream 'ALIEN MIND
 MELD!' like dorks at a Star Trek Convention."
                        -- Mr. Cranky,
                                http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/

Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey 

ON EXTINCTION
   Save the whales. Collect the whole set.