"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988 

When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
that is.

Ayn Rand

Calkin's Law of Menu Language
The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a
menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the dish.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
   of it as the  only time of the month that I can be myself.
   -Roseanne

Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.