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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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Deja Moo:  The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
                        -- Lyndall Holmes
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The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
   language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
   invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
   language.
   -- D. E. Knuth, 1967
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"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however,
       makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe
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