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As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
  
               --Pat Metheny
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I can't believe it happened.  The other day I jogged backward and put on 
eight pounds!
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Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.

                                    - W. C. Fields
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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.
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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.
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