Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
   A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and
   good-looking?
A: Because they already have boyfriends!

I have lived in several different houses with a bunch of guys. Needless
to say things got pretty rowdy sometimes and many were victims of some
pretty funny jokes.  One of the favorites as I recall (and still is) is
to go into the bathroom while the victim is taking a shower, and pour
a bucket of extreeeemmmlly cold water on them over the top of the
shower curtain.  This is quite a shocking experience, and if you are
fast enough you can get away before the victim finds out you did it.

I remember one guy I lived with getting this all the time.  One time
he got sick of putting up with it and jumped out of the shower into
the hall squirting shampoo at everyone in sight.  The next time this
happened the guys were ready with a camera to take pictures of him as
he ran out of the bathroom.  These pictures were later shown at his
bachelor party.

Academy of Mudgeology



Some selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)

MUS147  HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)
HIS024  U.S. HISTORY SINCE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO (TH 12:00-1:15)
GEO222  COUNTRIES THAT ARE ORANGE ON MAPS (MWF 2:00-2:50)
ENG537  SURVEY IN ENG LIT: SIR FRANCIS BACON AND LORD HENRY SAUSAGE
        (MWF 9:00-11:15)
POLS834 U.S. DOMESTIC POLICY: IF FROGS COULD VOTE (TH 1:30-2:45)
ANT248  AMISH PARTY GAMES (W 6:00-8:15)
FR106   ELEMENTARY FRENCH TOAST (MW 8:00-8:50)
COM193  TOPICS FROM "GREEN ACRES": LIFE AND TIMES OF MR. HANEY
        (TU 7:00-9:15)
HIS456  THE HISTORY OF SOUP (TH 9:30-10:45)
CHE546  THE SCIENCE OF PLAY-DOH (MWF 10:00-10:50)
PHI101  THE RAMBLINGS OF DEAD, DRUNKEN PHILOSOPHERS
        (MWF 9:00-9:50)
ARC555  ARCHITECTURE OF THE BRADY BUNCH HOME
        (WTBS 4:35-5:05)
MOO108  THE BOVINE ERA, PART IV: COW HISTORY SINCE 1784
        (TH 5:30-7:15)
ENG327  SHAKESPEAREAN MEMOS, MENUS, AND GROCERY LISTS
        (TH 11:00-12:15)
ANT764  NOMADIC TRIBES OF SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA THAT ARE REALLY JUST LOST
        (MW 3:00-3:50)
MATH001 COMPREHENSIVE STUDY OF THE NUMBER SEVEN
        (TH 9:30-10:45)
POLS497 POLITICAL PARTY ETHICS (M 1:00-1:05)
ARC123  DESIGNING MODERN CITIES USING LEGOS (MWF 2:00-2:50)
MATH198 MATHEMATICS SO HARD THAT NO ONE CAN DO IT (W 6:00-8:30)
COM253  UNDERSTANDING THE PLOT TWISTS IN "MELROSE PLACE"
        (MTWTFSS 9:00-4:15)
A-S546  TOPICS IN MODERN ART: USING A LIVER AS A PAINT BRUSH
        (TH 3:00-4:15)
HPR314  BEGINNING YAHTZEE (MWF 1:00-1:50)
ENG893  THE ROMANTIC PROSE OF BARNEY FIFE (MWF 9:00-9:50)
PHY276  HYPNOTIZING YOUR PETS (TH 2:00-3:15)
TEL115  MUNSTERS/ADDAMS FAMILY: A COMPARISON STUDY
        (M 7:00-9:15)
ENG690  STOOGE CRITICISM: THE SHEMP YEARS  (MWF 10:00-10:50)

Thanks to stampo (genie.com)

A secretary, who works in an office with my daughter's friend, 
Commented at lunch that it was such a shame that the spice 
girls couldn't stay together considering they are sisters and all. 
There was silence for a bit, then someone told her that they 
weren't sisters. She said, " Of course they are, they have the 
same last name." She Has unofficially been named "Dumb 
Spice"