The Democratic National Committee finally released thousands of pages of financial disclosure information. Says Vince Vieceli, "Unfortunately, they released them from a third-floor balcony in New York during the parade for the Yankees."
The ad in the paper from the Humane Society read: "Over 25 puppies will be put to death if not adopted. Please Help"
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
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