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There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields
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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place." 

     - Billy Crystal.
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When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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