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"Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's Beautiful."
                        -- Unknown, Principia Discordia
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
       and give the wrong answers.
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"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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"Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"
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