"Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"

"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
 code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
 haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
                        -- The sig of David Klingler

Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it
doesn't.

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
   under my arms instead.
         Sue Kolinsky

Everybody lies about sex.

     - Lazarus Long