"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't
want to be there when it happens.

                     -- Woody Allen -- 

Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.

"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
 up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
                        -- The Laws of Physics

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones