"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
                        -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)

"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead

"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?"
                        -- Cathy Jenkins

* When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.

   A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
   We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!