Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

"Keyboard Error - Press  to continue"
                        -- PC BIOS error message

'Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes
folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who
ain't,' said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice.
'That's how it goes, master.  Master?'

"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his 
 mind at the same time"

I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.