If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
       enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!

"Flooding... No really, flooding. Bring an Ark."
                        -- Topic of #darksex, set by Dorianne
                                (aka Sabrina Goodpaster)

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.

"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"

Art Hoppe.