I do system support in a law firm. The other day I had to log a user off and then back on. I entered her initials and then she just gave me her password (Rule No. 1 broken). Her password is genius. After three tries and the system telling me "access denied," I asked her how to spell it. She said, "G - E - N - I - O - U - S." There's one in every crowd.
It is said that P. T. Barnum, the famed circus magnate, hung a large sign over one of the exits of his museum which read, "This way to the egress." Many people in the crowds, eager to see what an egress looked like, passed through the door and found themselves out on the street.
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