Prince William has been confirmed into the Church of England. Now, just 
like his father, he must obey the nine commandments.

Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other promotional
items from a little printer at the checkout of my local grocery.

Coupons emerge as a thank-you for purchasing a product, or
based on some other derived data.

Yesterday, after buying a couple pints of Ben & Jerry's
Ice Cream (my favorite bad-for-me snack food), I got the
following checkout coupons in sequence: 

    Save 55c on Two(2) Pints Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Free
    High Cholesterol Survival Guide 

A friend of mine who happens to be quite a ladies man once
asked my sister for some directions to go to a place called
rudauli  which was our home town. Not exactly sure herself
about the route she told him oh!I dont want to misguide you.
Pat came the reply You just guide me a mis I will manage myself

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