Grand National winning jockey Mick Fitzgerald: "Sex is an anti-climax
after that!"
Desmond Lynam: "Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everyone
saw that."
(BBC)

St. Petersburg, Florida:

A Florida woman is offering to sell one of her kidneys
to pay off a hospital debt.
Ruth Sparrow ran an ad over the weekend in The
St. Petersburg Times. It read: "KIDNEY - Runs good. Taking offers."
Sparrow is serious. She owes $20,000 for gall bladder surgery,
and wants to pay it off.
She says both her kidneys work fine and she's willing to part
with one to settle her debt. She offered one directly to Bayfront
Medical Center, which turned it down.
The newspaper has stopped running the ad, since selling organs
is illegal in Florida

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to 
supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem 
reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check.

After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the 
present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be 
prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company 
check.

However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present 
these to their banks. The name of the company: 'The Anal Sex and Fetish 
Perversion Company.'