The other day the White House Chief of Staff asked President Clinton: "What should we do about the abortion bill, Mr president?" Clinton responded: "Just pay it."
[UPI, Spain] A poacher Marino Malerba, shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock-and was killed instantly when it fell on him.
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
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