In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.

                                      - - - Geoffrey Cottrell

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
   I keep his house."
   --- Zsa Zsa Gabor

ON HUMILITY
   To err is human, to moo bovine.

ON HUMILITY
   To err is human, to moo bovine.