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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
                 -Robin Williams
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He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
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There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
                                             
--- Jack E. Leonard
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Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:

"A flush beats a full house"
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