Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." - Mae West
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!" -- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab, without any warning whatsoever
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