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A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
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"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
                   
                                                                -- Dr. Seuss
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C.
       Fields (1880-1946)
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I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
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