It is well to remember that the entire universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

     - John Andrew Holmes 

"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
 If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
 Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
 Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation."
                        -- Plunderer's Theme
                                (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak and remove all doubt. 

     - Abraham Lincoln 

"The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon.  Useful for
 selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
 behavior."
                        -- man 6 pom

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