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"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
 involving high colonics"
                        -- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
                                song AEnema
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"Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which
 will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death
 with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour."
                        -- Bruce Murphy
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sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time
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"You have a virus. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now erasing all disks...  Ha Ha Ha Ha
 Ha Ha Ha P.S. Have a nice day Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Click to continue...)"
                        -- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus
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"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan
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