I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." -- Ambrose Bierce
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." David Letterman.
He was a man of great statue. - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins
"Tech people + pizza = Tech people" -- me
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