"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to 
the back of a cat butter side up and drop 
the cat, which will hit the ground, the 
cats fet or the buttered side of the 
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach 
a elevation of one foot from the ground 
and start to spin uncontrollably, 
perpetual motion."

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier

What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.

    - Emily Latella 

"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
                        -- The shortened Big Bang theory

I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and
all things are in him...
    -Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"