"My dad was always really protective of his tools...well, not THAT tool... O.K., so he was pretty protective of that one too, but I'm talking about the tools that you make stuff with...well, sure, I suppose he DID make _me_ with that particular one, but...OH NEVERMIND. My dad always told me that if some alien came around trying to borrow my phillips screwdriver that I should just stab him/her/it/them with it." -- Lt. Wilkes, my role model
"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation" --Norman Danyael Teh
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns." --Edward Abbey
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
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