"*slap*" "When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..." "Harder... but only if she ties me up..." -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
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"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever." -- The Laws of Physics
I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - - - Duncan Spaeth
"Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do 70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about." -- primus@shell1.aimnet.com
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