The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
   century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
   this century.
   -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
   candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
   of the Holocaust

Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?

Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman 

"In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls
 technical support."
                        -- rone@netcom.com, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman