If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jew to serve
under a President since Monica Lewinsky.

"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of
       life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever
       say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before
       death

"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."

-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))

"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.