Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
          "Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats."

"I never married because there was no need.
   I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
   I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
   afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
   --- Marie Corelli

G. C. Lichtenberg: 
     "The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking
about what you could have done."

When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

     - The Wall Street Journal
     Feb 9, 1984