Somebody's boring me.
I think it's me.

Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
           engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
           programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
           better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

Armor -- The kind of clothing worn by a man
         whose tailor is a blacksmith.

"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.