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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

- Thomas Paine 

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Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you.
   -- Old Farmer's Almanac


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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?


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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen


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In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more
important than his answers

                                  --Andre Malraux

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