When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine
Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. -- Old Farmer's Almanac
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..." -- Kristy Wilsen
In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more important than his answers --Andre Malraux
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