"I drool on the inside."
"Then why haven't you drowned?"
                        -- Garth, me

"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch." 

     - Dave James 

"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
                        -- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
                           institution, circa 17th century.

A Marriage Vow:
A knot you tie with your tounge
you cannot untie
with your teeth.

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"Caesar is all things to all men!"
"It must be hell in there..."
                        -- Moriarty (aka Spike Milligan), Major Bloodnock
                                (aka Peter Sellers), The Goon Show