"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my 
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." 

- Lynda Montgomery

In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people 
angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. 
     -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?" 

     - Walter Matthau, The Survivors 

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

                                      - - - Clifton Fadiman