"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"

                                     - Warren  Hutcherson

"I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
                        -- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela

"Jesus sucks knowledge of "bad stuff" out of your mind. Interesting, I'll
 have to remember that.:-)"
"Jesus is the Liposuction of the Soul.  He died to take away man's cellulite."
                        -- Lt. Wilkes, Tzimon Yliaster

There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

- W. C. Fields