Subject: Airheads
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all 
over the  world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be 
skinny like that  but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

-- Mariah Carey

"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
                        -- me, Quanita

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
   phone calls taper off.
   -- Johnny Carson

"So... your place or my mother's?"
                        -- me

"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
 belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
                        -- The Usenet Oracle