Confucious say: "Man who walk through 
airport door sideways is going to 
Bangkok."

"[Do you hate people?]"
"Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely."
"[Why?]"
"Ignorance."
                        -- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead
                                singer of Tool)

  Crow realized there were two Gods -

  One of them much bigger than the other
  Loving his enemies
  And having all the weapons.
                             Ted Hughes,  from Crow's Theology

"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
                        -- fortune

"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
    He called me a quitter."        -- Steven Pearl