Our vicar's an absolute lamb;
But when he sat dawn in a jam
On taking his seat
At our sunday school treat
We all heard the poor man say:...
 "... Stand up, please, while I say grace !"

An orgasm can be oh so fine
A multiple one quite divine
But if you should moan
And it's not your own
You faked it you bullshitting swine.

                    There once was a lass from Seattle
                            
                    Who had a habit of sucking off cattle,
                            'Till a bull from the south
                            Shot a load in her mouth
                            
                    And made her ovaries rattle!

There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
   Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
   When on Kenneth Starr's lap
   she confided, when trapped,
   "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *
   (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the
   ballet dancer.)


  

There was a young lady whose joys 
               Were achieved with incomparable poise. 
                    She could have an orgasm 
                    With never a spasm--- 
               She could fart without making a noise.